Thanks to Ted for sharing this.

EW

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment

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After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:  

Dear Ms. Davis, 
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel. 

Mrs. Harrington